While cleaning out his bookshelves last night, my boyfriend stumbled across his Ann Arbor Community High School yearbook. He opened to page 35. “Do you recognize anyone?” he asked. I didn’t, even though he is on page 35 (he looks very different now!). He pointed to the high school’s most famous graduate, a non-descript looking teen named Andrew Wilkes-Krier, who would go on to become the very descript professional partier and “multi-instrumentalist” Andrew WK. Another wallflower blossomed.