ADVICE: My Holier-Than-Thou Girlfriend Is Demonic

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December 10th, 2014

Dear Andrew,

About a year ago, I discovered that my self righteous, astrological, new age spiritual pseudo-artistic progressive, fake, socialist, feminist girlfriend cheated on me. Actually, she had been cheating on me with a bunch of random dudes for many months. In fact, it seems that I was the last to know, and all her idiotic health and wellness politically correct piece-of-sh*t friends had been aware of this the whole time and didn't bother to tell me, which just made me look like an even bigger idiot. Obviously, I broke up with her immediately and tried to explain to her what an awful person she is. She was oblivious to this fact then and still is now. What really angers me is that she is constantly being praised and awarded for being such an "important and sophisticated and artistic" person. For some insane reason, she is successful in crappy independent art and film circles and is considered an "important artistic voice for women"; I guess some sort of feminist role model. The thing is, it's all complete bullsh*t. She is a horrible and talentless person who doesn't even live up to the standards she sets for everyone else. She's basically always been a loser whose career is based on her overcompensating for not having anything genuine in her soul, and I'm constantly trying to get people to call her on it. I just hate all these morons and their stupid art movements and political causes and holier-than-thou feminist messages. My question is, how can I convince all these idiots to stop worshipping this woman who doesn't deserve their praise and wake up to their own hypocrisy?

Thank you,
My Ex Is Evil

Dear My Ex Is Evil,

There's a lot going on here. Your anger and resentments come through loud and clear. But your hurt feelings speak even louder. What you went through is humiliating and you have every right to feel upset. But based on the fact that you wrote in about this, it seems that maybe what you're really looking for is a way to let go of it, or more than that, to use these bad feelings as a means to feel another way -- a bigger way. It's time to move on, but even more so, it's time to expand.

In situations where we've been hurt by someone, our natural instinct is to lash out at everything we associate with that person. It's very tempting to generalize and assume that everyone who share's your ex-girlfriend's interests also has the same underlying character flaws. But deep down, we realize this is simply not the case. Movements, schools of thought, belief systems and ideologies are all made up of individuals. And while they may share ideas, they're still each made up of unique people with their own strengths and weaknesses and individuality.

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This news item was posted on: December 10, 2014

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